Merry Christmas

I ejected this thing from my sinus this morning. When it hit the back of my throat I knew it was nasty. It was roughly the size of a quarter. I guess that is a sure sign of a sinus infection. I also have the sore throat cough headache nasty crap illness going on.

Our 360s are RRoD 'n on us so the trusty ole PS2 was happy to step up and get entertain. The controllers have cables!

My wife and I played Hot Shots Fore and she won by a stroke.

Earlier tonight was the family Christmas Eve Diner mystery Santa Present swap baby festival eat meat taters gravy stuffing rolls Green Beans pie photos video super deluxe time. Our baby was the cutest.

After eating and before the present swap and clue guess game, I stealthed into living room and snuck in the Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack by the Vince Guaraldi Trio. Nice. Those who videoed will thank me later.

Enough of me wasting your time. Good night and Merry Christmas.

Handicapped my ass

I carried a ten pound chair out to a "crippled" guy's car earlier today. He supposedly had crippling back injuries, and was in a handicapped spot.

Well, dude was twice my age, yet in better shape. Also upon placing the chair in the back of his SUV I couldn't help but to notice the shiny new golf clubs and shoes he had in there.

I hope they have golf courses in hell. Handicapped my ass.

I feel sorry for you.

You are actually reading this? Go plant a tree or something.